Whelp

I was just on dA and looking through my old gallery criiiiinnnnngggggeeeee

But, uh, I saw a comment my ex made from waaaaay back before we even dated. Like, I didn’t even know who he was, as far as I knew it was just some guy who commented on my drawing.

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Satan: [appears]

Satan: You can have anything you wan--

Me: LANGUAGE.

Satan: What?

Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.

Satan: What the--?

Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.

Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?

Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

vivid-pastels:

arrtpop:

shit´s going dowN in the G.U.Y. video comments section

miku wont take nobody talkin’ smack

vivid-pastels:

arrtpop:

shit´s going dowN in the G.U.Y. video comments section

miku wont take nobody talkin’ smack

divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.

divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."

Our Bodies, Ourselves.

ddlg dirty talk.

  •  “You’re too little to do it by yourself, baby, let Daddy help.”
  •  “Do that again and I’ll spank you;  Is that what you want?”
  •   Everyone can tell what a naughty little girl you are…”
  • . “Tell Daddy what you want — use your words
  • "Need Daddy to take care of you?"
  •  ”Come here princess”
  •  ”Hold still for Daddy”

(Source: pure-pr1ncess)

dirkbot:

Do you ever have passive OTPs

Like, you don’t read fic, you don’t look for art

but whenever something turns up you’re like hell fuckin yea

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason